Thursday, June 26, 2014

Remember today is the day of America's Last Stand. (Well the ignorant, paint chip eating part of America anyhow.) Update!

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Remember today is the day of America's Last Stand. (Well the ignorant, paint chip eating part of America anyhow.) Update!
So today's the day that Sarah Palin, Judge Jeannine Pirro, Rick Santorum, and Allen West, attempt to rally the over fed undereducated folks that make up the Tea Party base.

There will be plenty of raw meat thrown out into the toothless crowd, piles of word salad, and of course deep fat fried bullshit.

According to their Facebook page the venue is set up and awaiting their D-list guests.


America's Last Stand Final set up for tonight's show is almost complete, Sarah Palin has arrived in Knoxville as have the rest of our Very special guests! John Michael Montgomery's bus is about 30 minutes out, and everything is being put in place. If you haven't gotten your tickets yet, come out and get them as soon as possible as we have a limited number still available, you don't want to miss this FANTASTIC show, heck even CNN is here, along with FOX News, all of the local television stations, as well as the folks from Breitbart.com, Radio 94.3, and Q100! Doors open for the show at 4:30, but if you still haven't gotten your tickets be sure to get here early!

Let's see, star spangled stage all set up? Check!

A rather pathetic number of Chinese manufactured padded chairs for broad American butts in place? Check!

Sarah Palin in the back stapling her roadkill wig into place? Double check!

Tickets all sold out? Uh.....well....maybe not quite a check?

At least not according to a post a few days ago.

SPECIAL OFFER FOR FACEBOOK FANS ONLY! Buy one, get one FREE tickets! Use code "Palin" at check out.(Offer for GA & VIP Only)

(I believe "GA" stand for general attendance.)

Now maybe I am misreading this, but if you are offering a two for the price of one sale, that does not exactly sound like it is standing room only at this event.

And after what just happened in Mississippi one has to wonder just how enthusiastic the conservatives are about a rally right now. After all there really is not much to celebrate.

(By the way speaking of Mississippi, that son-of-a-bitch is still refusing to concede.)

I don't know how much this JL Production. Inc. and Seveir County Tea Party folks are paying Sarah Palin, Judge Pirro, Rick "Please don't Google me" Santorum, and Allen West in speaking fees, but it looks to me that it is very unlikely they are going to break even.

Which is really kind of pathetic if you think about it.

I mean at least during Custer's last stand there were a substantial number of attendees.

I mean sure they massacred Custer and his men, but at least they bothered to show up.

Update: Concerning the attendance.

It does not sound like they were anticipating too many to show up.

Update 2: And here she is. Such a fashion icon. Don't you agree?

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