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Missouri church raffles off two AR-15's in order to "get more people to follow Jesus." Because who doesn't equate the Prince of Peace with semi-automatic weaponry?

Courtesy of Freakout Nation:

In Joplin, Missouri, a church is being criticized after raffling off two AR-15s during last week’s Father’s Day celebration in order to increase attendance and “get more people to follow Jesus.” The church is stroking guns for Jesus because we all know He carried a Glock.

The church uploaded a video on YouTube to advertise the promotion.

The lead pastor told the Joplin Globe “We’re just dudes,” adding, “If we can get more people to follow Jesus, I’ll give away 1,000 guns. I don’t care.”

You know one has to wonder if these idiots have EVER even read the Bible that they are supposedly preaching from. The fact that the religion supposedly inspired by the guy who said, "Put your sword back into its place; for all those who take up the sword shall perish by the sword," is now offering military style weapons in order to attract parishioners takes irony to a whole new level.

And is it just me or is this guy just about the most inarticulate pastor to ever preach from the pulpit?

He looks like some guy they recruited from their lawn maintenance crew to come in and say a few words about the Lord.

"Get your butts to church. If your late don't cry to me that you're a pansy and cannot set your alarm. Alright you're a big boy, you got big balls between your legs, your a dad right?"

You know it's almost like hearing Jesus speak directly to me.



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