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Sarah Palin prepares to start her book tour of visits to second hand stores and flea markets to promote her historically inaccurate ghostwritten book about a holiday stolen from the pagans. Whee!

From the Mother XXX-Mas's Facebook page:

Tomorrow we will announce the details of our upcoming "Good Tidings and Great Joy" book tour scheduled to start November 12th in the beautifully named Bethlehem, PA. This book is not about isolated trivialities. It's not really just about gingerbread cookies, or stockings hung by the chimney with care, or the big fat man with the long white beard. It's not about one holiday at all. It's about that little baby wrapped in swaddling clothes who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations. It's about Christ and our ability to worship Him freely. It's about America, and what liberty truly means in our day-to-day lives. It's an empowering message that can change your life and help rebuild what is GOOD in this world! I am beyond excited to share this unique book with you and your loved ones.

I can't wait to hear from you as we apply this positive message to our everyday living and commit to ignoring the "political correctness" that would lead us to do otherwise!

Sincerely,

Sarah Palin

Okay a few things. First the idea of taking "the fat man with the long white beard" out of the equation means taking just about all of the fun out of the holiday. And I have NO idea how she believes this book could "change your life." unless of course it makes you consider suicide due to how poorly written it is.

As for the book tour she is about to announce, well we kind of have a pretty good idea already:

Starting next week, the former Alaska governor and GOP vice presidential candidate will be promoting her new book, "Good Tidings and Great Joy: Protecting the Heart of Christmas." Publisher HarperCollins announced Tuesday that Palin's tour will begin Nov. 12 at a Barnes & Noble in Bethlehem, Pa., and end Dec. 7 at a Barnes & Noble in Roanoke, Va.

Similar to previous Palin book tours, she will skip New York City, Los Angeles, Chicago and other major metropolitan areas. Stops include military posts in Fort Campbell, Ky., and Fort Benning, Ga.; a Costco in Plano, Texas; and a Wal-Mart in Wausau, Wis.

As you can see my headline was only a slight exaggeration.

It looks like Palin is going to be skulking around the country hiding is tiny venues and military bases for fear of a journalist getting close enough to ask her a question, or to take note of the tiny turnout for her latest attempt to pass herself off as a writer.

Considering how poorly her last book tour went, I can have to imagine that this one will be attended only by Right Wing fanatics, sideshow aficionado's, and escaped mental patients.

By the way perhaps somebody ought to tell her that Jesus was NOT born in Bethlehem, and he was NOT born in December. (You know, if in fact he was born at all)

Oh, but I guess that would confuse the paint chip eaters now wouldn't it?

Update: It looks like the interviews for the book tour have begin. USA Today has asked fro ideas for questions.

Your Qs for @SarahPalinUSA? Interviewing her tomorrow for @USATODAY #CapDown on her new book (Good Tidings/Great Joy), politics & more.
— Susan Page (@SusanPage) November 6, 2013

Have any ideas?

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