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A man dressed as Rambo walks into a bar.....stop me if you've heard this one.

Courtesy of New York Daily News:

A Florida action anti-hero armed with a gun and knives entered a bar dressed like Rambo and opened fire, but two patrons subdued him before he fully reenacted the character’s films.

Daniel Allen Noble, 37, was seen drinking calmly at the Europa Lounge & Bistro in Palm Coast Saturday when he left and returned at 11:25 p.m. dressed like Rambo — complete with an Uzi-style rifle and two large hunting knives at his sides, the Flagler County Sheriff's Department said.

The action hero wannabe began challenging people in the bar when two customers stopped him. Vassili Mironov, 28, and Roman Dubinsechi, 23 both of Palm Coast, grabbed the barrel of the gun, pointing it to the ground where it went off once or twice, police said.

No one was injured from the shooting, police said.

Noble then grabbed a knife and started to fight with the two men, who were able to knock the anti-hero unconscious. He was transported to the hospital where he was released after treatment of minor injuries.

Seriously who did not see something like this happening eventually?

Essentially all of this assault carrying, action movie dipsits believe in their hearts that they ARE Rambo, and are just waiting for somebody to give them a reason to unload all of their hate, anger, and insecurities through the barrel of a gun so that they can feel like heroes.

This guy just had reality arrive. wake him up form his fantasy, and slap the shit out of him.

Multiple times I would guess from his mugshot.

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