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Sarah Palin throws her support behind swine mutilator Joni Ernst. Slap yourself if you did not see this one coming.

Courtesy of the Testicle Fetishist's Facebook page:

JONI ERNST FOR U.S. SENATE FROM IOWA

If Nebraska’s Deb Fischer can see through the bull in Washington, then Iowa’s Joni Ernst can help her cut through the pork. Growing up on a hog farm in Southwest Iowa, Joni has taken her “pork cutting” skills to the Iowa State Senate where she has been a champion for life, small government, and lower taxes – voting for the largest tax cut in Iowa history. In Washington, she has pledged to defund Obamacare, limit the size of government, and protect life. As a concealed weapon license holder, she will fight to defend our Second Amendment rights – the NRA has given her an “A” rating.

Joni is a veteran of the Iraq war and continues her service as a Lt. Colonel in the Iowa Army National Guard. She’s been a fighter for freedom both in and out of uniform. Iowa – come together and send this Midwest Mama Grizzly roaring to Washington on her Harley so she can join with the good guys to get our country back on track!

-Sarah Palin

To be fair once this woman started talking about cutting off pig balls how could Palin resist?

I mean Ernst has everything that tickles Palin's dust encrusted nether regions. A military connection, a gun fetish, and an unsavory fixation on the male appendage.

I can see Palin and Ernst bonding over Red Bull martini's with a side of meth now. Ernst would discuss in gory detail how she chopped pig nuts off with a rusty meat cleaver and Palin would offer to show her Todd's shriveled up gonads that she carries in her purse.

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