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More insanity from Sarah Palin's new book all about Christmas and the lord and savior, Sarah Palin.

Okay so yesterday I got a little busy toward the end of my day and I did not pay as much attention to the article over at New York Magazine as I should have.

For instance it completely escaped my notice that all of the bulbs on their Christmas tree image played bits of audio from Palin's book. I only played bulbs one and two, which I wrote about here.

However the rest of the bulbs also play audio that is just chock full of insanity.

Here, see for yourself.

Bulb 3: "Because hearing a word you don't want to hear is a big frickin dill."

Bulb 4: "I bet Charles Darwin never understood this. If the world could be described as truly survival of the fittest why would people collectively be struck with the spirit of generosity in December." (Or with the desire to buy valentines in February, or dress up as monsters on October, or patriotism in July, or a yearning for turkey in November.? Boy that Charles Darwin never understood anything!)

Bulb5: "Hooah! I couldn't have said it better myself!" (Uh, okay.)

Bulb 6: "It is Christ who empowers every act of good will toward men in our otherwise fallen hearts." (Yep, clearly there is NO good to be found in the hearts of Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, or those Atheist bastards.)

Bulb 7: "It's about that little baby wrapped in those swaddling clothes, who arrived long before hope and change became political manipulations." (Methinks SOMEBODY has not read anything about Roman politics.)

Bulb 8: "Let's think this through. Without God as an objective standard, who's to say what's wrong and what's right?" (I guess to think that through you would have to have a brain, right?)

Bulb 9: "Many on they Left see faith and family as oppressive, But he Right sees them as indispensable." (Yep no religious or people with families on the Left. Sure called that one.)

Bulb 10: "Perhaps Christmas causes so much anger because the very name of the holiday broadcasts the name above all names." (Who's angry about Christmas? I freaking love Christmas! Well that is until some holy roller starts telling me I cannot love it unless I worship at their church of course.)

Bulb 11: "Roger Ailes, the president of Fox News network, once asked me 'What the 'bleep' is so offensive about putting up a plastic Jewish family on my lawn at Christmas time?'" (Oh, I bet Ailes is just thrilled to be mentioned in this turd of a book.)

Bulb 12: "So are you ready for some good old fashioned words? Here are some, work, honesty, courage, justice, thrift, perseverance." (And does the lady who grifts money from strangers for a living, lies constantly, quit her job halfway through, and has her books written for her know the meaning of these words?)

Bulb 13: "The logical result of Atheism, a result we have seen right in front of our eyes, in one of the world's oldest and proudest nations, is severe moral decay." (Well as the Atheist father of a young woman who has no drug problem, no illegitimate children, and who works hard for her money, I would just like to say, fuck you lady!)

Bulb14: "There are few things that anger a secular liberal atheist more than a horizontal plank intersecting a vertical plank, a cross, on public land." (I like how she felt she had to define what she was talking about, a cross, so that her listeners would understand it.)

Bulb 15: "The war on Christmas, is the tip of the spear of a larger battle to secularize our culture, and make true religious freedom a thing of America's past." (First there is no "war on Christmas, and second few secularists care what, or how, people worship, just so long as they keep it out of politics, and keep it in their churches, synagogues, and temples where it belongs.)

Bulb 16: "Walgreen's 24 page nationwide circular used the word 'holiday' 36 times without one mention of Christmas." (Clearly a store run by Satan.)


Bulb 17: "Yet we can't print enough currency, or food stamps, or free Obama-phone vouchers to compensate for failing families." (First, there was no "Obama-phone that was a free phone offered to the poor since before George Bush was elected. Second is she REALLY going to talk about "failing families" in a boo with HR name on it?)

Bulb 18: "You don;'t have to be intimidated by the political correctness police." (The what police?)

Bulb 19: "Sadly there are no Chick-fil-A restaurants in Alaska." (Okay, that one's true. But how is that related to ANYTHING concerning Christmas?)

That is some grade A moosepoop contained in this book my friends, and I have NO idea how ignorant one would have to be to legitimately wish to buy it. Though I could see it being purchased as a gag gift, a campfire starter kit, or a doorstop.

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