Monday, March 24, 2014
Petition to have Alaska secede back to the Russians receives more than 10,000 signatures in three days.
A petition to the Obama administration for the secession of Alaska back to Russia has reached more than 10,000 signatures in three days.
The petition, entitled "Alaska Back to Russia", was created by an unnamed Anchorage resident on Thursday, and has gathered signatures from Alaska and several other states. It cites historical evidence of previous visitors and claimants for ownership of the territory.
The petition must reach 100,000 signatures by April 20, 2014, in order to be considered by the current presidential administration for review and an official response. The White House petition site currently has 120 petitions gathering signatures and awaiting consideration.
WTF?
As of this post the petition has 11,272 signatures.
Now I have no idea what the motivation of the "unnamed Anchorage resident" might have been to create this petition, but I can guess as to why it has received so many signatures so quickly.
So let me set the record straight. She no longer lives in Alaska!
That's right she now lives in Arizona, so giving Alaska back to the Russians will not do you any good.
Sarah Palin will not go with it!
She no longer sees Russia from her porch. Instead she sees Saguaro cactus, rattlesnakes, and fresh new skin cancer lesions on John McCain's forehead.
Besides if the Russians wanted Alaska back, don't you think Putin would have invaded us by now?
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