World News Korner

"Two men are in jail, one cow is dead. and three cars are totaled. We can't show you that video because the man was naked and covered in jello." Will never write a better headline than this.

Courtesy of the Live Leak page:

A computer tech for the Farmington school system was arrested for trying to have sex with a cow while another man shot video.

The cow was later hit by three cars that are now totaled. Two men are now in custody.

I have to confess that I have no good reason to share this story except for the opportunity to post that headline.

A man waits his entire life for such a chance, and I damn sure wasn't going to let mine just slip away.

How these newscasters kept a straight face is completely beyond me.

P.S. For those who simply cannot believe this is real.

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