World News Korner

Megyn Kelly tells America's children that both Santa and Jesus are historical figures, and are both white. So stop writing letters to our Santa and praying to our Jesus you brown people!

Courtesy of Cajun Boy:

And by the way, for all you kids watching at home, Santa just is white. But this person is maybe just arguing that we should also have a black Santa. But, you know, Santa is what he is, and just so you know, we’re just debating this because someone wrote about it, kids…Just because it makes you feel uncomfortable doesn’t mean it has to change. You know, I mean, Jesus was a white man too. He was a historical figure; that’s a verifiable fact—as is Santa, I want you kids watching to know that.

Yes sorry all you black kids who watch Fox News (Has to be at least one or two, right?) but Santa is a white dude. And so is Jesus because this is America and in America everybody worth looking up to is white.

(THAT'S why Fox News cannot say anything positive about President. He is only half white.)

And even though Santa Claus is based on this guy.

A skinny, very stern looking St. Nicholas.

Americans actually know that he looks like this.


Because that is the way that Coca Cola had him drawn for their advertisements, and Americans only know what to like and trust due to advertising firms.

As for Jesus well anthropologists and historians want you to believe that Jesus most likely looked like the image below.

Seriously? That face would send today's Christians scrambling for the church exit.

No, REAL American Christians know that Jesus looked like this.

Now you're talking.

See, now THAT'S the image of Jesus that puts asses in seats and fills the collection plate to overflowing.

So don't worry white kids whose parents force them to watch Fox News, Jesus looks just like you.

Besides if Santa and Jesus were really black wouldn't Sarah Palin be trying to get into their pants?




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