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Sarah Palin's new show has a theme song that is just as Red, White, and Blue shitty as you could possibly imagine.

Courtesy of Happy Nice Time People:

You guys we are so excited to bring you this sick new jam that is going to be the theme song for Sarah Palin’s latest teevee vanity project that she will quit in six months, “Amazing America.” Conveniently, the song is also too called “Amazing America” so Sarah can’t mess up the name. Haha she still will you guys.

Did you go listen? That song, brought to you courtesy of some band we have never heard of called “Madison Rising,” is indeed amazing, if by “amazing” we mean “almost unbearably bad to listen to.” It’s like Nickelback if Nickelback sucked 1000 times more than Nickelback. It’s like the dude from television’s “Sister Wives” started a band.

Except this band’s lead singer is no doubt way sexxxxier and more brooding and more inexplicably tattooed.

We can’t even get over the awful. It’s like Creed took a few years off, worked in an iron mine, and wrote a song about it.

You know even though I have every expectation that ANYTHING Sarah Palin touches will turn into a black hole of suckage, I am still sometimes taken off guard by the actual suction.

Part of me thinks that this must be a parody, you know put together by one of the liberals who, as your friendly neighborhood troll claims, is also lying or making stuff up about Palin to make her look bad.

But no, if you go to the actual, official site for the show there is the Madison Rising video above raping your eardrums and making you hate America.

Which I guess goes to prove that there is really NOTHING that a so-called "hater" could do to Sarah Palin, and her "career," that she has not already done herself.

Now if you will excuse me I have to put some Bactine on my damaged ears and take several bottles of aspirin.

P.S. I just figured out that if you watch the video with the sound off then it only makes your eyes bleed.

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