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Bristol is finished with skin school.

Courtesy of the Arizona Snowbird's Facebook page:

We’re so proud that Bristol has been graduated tonight from Penrose Academy in Arizona. She’s heading back to Alaska soon (because she misses the snow, mountains, and her truck!) to continue her work at Dr. Cusack's dermatology practice. It's been a great four years with Doc; he's been an understanding and very patient boss as Bristol has enjoyed many opportunities in addition to her good employment in Anchorage at Alaska Dermatology and Laser Center. We’re happy for her to have finished this challenging, rewarding academy; and now she’s ready to be licensed in “all things skin,” which is what she’s always wanted to do. I’m a huge proponent of trade/tech schools that teach real-world employable skills that reward work ethic and integrity. Smart, employable, debt free, vo-tech grads have good jobs available for them right out of school! Go for it, vo-tech grads! Get out there and work, and change the world for the better! - Sarah Palin

I will have to assume that Palin herself wrote this post, and not one of her ghostwriters.

How else to explain the "Bristol has been graduated" description as opposed to the more grammatically friendly "Bristol graduated tonight" which the majority of people who paid attention in English class might use?

Courtesy of Facebook

As for this mythical job at Dr. Cusack's office, how many of us would love to have an employer who kept our position open while we took jobs on Dancing with the Stars, bought a house in another state, and then starred in our own reality show? (Update: By the way you should see how his patients rate his bedside manner.)

I mean it is almost like the job was created solely to give the impression that Bristol had steady employment as a favor to her mother or something. Or is that too cynical of me?

It is a good thing that this whole "skin school" thing is over with and that now Bristol can come back and face the music concerning her ongoing custody battle with Levi.

I believe the next hearing is early next month, and it looks like the Johnston's have a pretty strong case.

Well now Granny Grifter has both an in house wig wrangler and makeup slatherer, that she can put on the reality show payroll as well as use SarahPAC to funnel money to for providing "consultation."

Well I guess with hair and makeup covered the only thing left for poor Piper is to go to fashion school and learn how to help her mother to stop dressing like a rapidly aging teenybopper.

Good luck with that kid.




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