World News Korner

Drunk Dial Congress. Considering how they have broken our things and disappointed us in our relationship it seems the reasonable response.

Here are a few talking points for you drunk dial courtesy of Drunk Dial Congress:

If you can yell at a park ranger after forcing the government to shut down then I get to yell out at you!

You jerks are costing the country 12 million bucks per hour!

I can't watch the panda!

You guys aren't funding the police who are protecting you?

Why don't you make yourself useful and mow the lawn?

There are also some drink recipes to get you good and hammered before you start dialing.

Okay obviously this is a little tongue in cheek, but I always think humor helps when things get really stressful, and this certainly qualifies.

Besides I don't necessarily think Congress receiving a slew of barely coherent phone calls from a bunch of inebriated constituents is such a bad thing. Especially considering the fact that most of them will undoubtedly be three sheets to the wind as well.

Of course phone calls from stone cold sober folks is not a bad idea either.


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