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The Palin curse slithers forth to claim its next victim.

Despite recent devastating defeats during primaries (But not Chris McDaniel dammit! He will never concede! Click here to see the latest lunacy from Mississippi.), Palin continues shake her head of snakes at the next victim endorsee which she has Facebook chosen to be humiliated in the next primary.

This unlucky bastard is Rob Manness of Louisiana. (You may remember him as the guy who fake wrestled an alligator in order to impress the ladies.)

From the Maniacal Medusa's Facebook page:

We’re in the Pacific northwest this week at a Sheeran family reunion. My cousins Trish and Jason Morgan are both proud Air Force vets, and we’re so proud of them along with our family members in all the other branches of service! The Morgans were singing the praises today of their former supervisor, Col. Rob Maness, who is currently running for the U.S. Senate in Louisiana.

I’m very proud to have endorsed Col. Maness, who is busy this week rolling out positive ideas and solutions to get America back on the right track. Leave it to a military man, not a politician, to break the code to victory. Col. Maness released a 12-point contract with voters that they can hold him accountable for once in office. Rob’s driving his F-150 across Louisiana on a 50 Town Hall tour he’s calling "Solutions For Us” to discuss these ideas to restore our country.

By the way an F-150 is really just a truck, but I guess calling it a truck is simply not butch enough for Palin.

The Louisiana election is not until freaking November, so this pimping is a little early. And if you guessed that Manness is floundering, and not seen as a serious contender, than you are so right.

In fact most of the speculation about elections focuses on the general, which everybody assumes will be between Senator Mary Landrieu and GOP challenger Bill Cassidy.

Palin did not waste this post simply on Mannes, she also decided to pimp her family a little.

Including giving a shout out to old cousin Jason's band, who you may remember was determined to be one of the worst bands in the country.

Here is Jason "JD" Morgan standing with Track, who is wearing the shirt that you would expect a Palin to wear, and who looks like he really needs to take his "warrior body" back to the gym.

Well I am a little bummed that we have to wait all the way until November for Palin's next loser to flame out and fall to earth.

But oh well, I have little doubt that in the meantime Palin, or somebody in her family, will do something outrageously stupid to keep all of us entertained.

P.S. Oops, I almost forgot.

Happy Resignation Day everybody!

It was five years ago today that Sarah Palin quit her job as Governor in order to pursue her career as a D-list motivational speaker, and to attack the President through ghostwritten Facebook posts.

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